1 Star (Accursed)

Either some aspects are so badly handled that the film actually irritates, or it contains a major betrayal of the rules of fiction. Or rarely, I just loathed it for some reason of personal taste. Behold, hours of my life I’ll never get back.

Bad Santa 2

Posted in Movies | Begun 11/23/2016
Bad Santa 2

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Inferno

Posted in Movies | Begun 10/28/2016
Inferno

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Entertainment

Posted in Movies | Begun 12/21/2015
Entertainment

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Only God Forgives

Posted in Movies | Begun 04/22/2015
Only God Forgives

Well that was just unnecessary.

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A Star is Born (1976)

Posted in Movies | Begun 02/04/2015
A Star is Born (1976)

For the love of all things holy, punt this and opt for the 1954 version.

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Left Behind (2014)

Posted in Movies | Begun 10/03/2014
Left Behind (2014)

See the 2005 version or read the books. But don’t blame Nicolas Cage.

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The Counselor

Posted in Movies | Begun 08/30/2014 • Updated Sep 2015
The Counselor

A misfire of astonishing, truly dismaying, proportion.

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Hannah Takes the Stairs

Posted in Movies | Begun 05/31/2014
Hannah Takes the Stairs

Hated it so much I don’t even want to talk about it.

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Sabotage

Posted in Movies | Begun 03/29/2014
Sabotage

Yeah… no.

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Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call, New Orleans

Posted in Movies | Begun 12/02/2009
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call, New Orleans

Nicolas Cage is having one very bad year, and this project isn’t helping one bit.

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Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Posted in Movies | Begun 09/15/2009

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Old Yeller

Posted in Movies | Begun 05/31/2008

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The House Where Evil Dwells

Posted in Movies | Begun 05/31/2008

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Mac and Me

Posted in Movies | Begun 05/31/2008

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One Day

Posted in Movies | Begun 05/31/2008

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The Notebook

Posted in Movies | Begun 05/31/2008

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Physical Evidence

Posted in Movies | Begun 05/31/2008

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Marley & Me

Posted in Movies | Begun 05/31/2008

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The Women (2008)

Posted in Movies | Begun 05/31/2008

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Poltergeist III

Posted in Movies | Begun 05/31/2008

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